This is a post I used for testing the new comments system. I've kept the silly fake comments since they amuse me, but you can't comment on this yourself.
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realHuman1011011~5Y
I am a real human, and this is a genuine comment that I, a real human, am making. Greetings. Let us all eat food and subsequently defecate once it has been processed by our digestive systems (stomach, intestines, etc).
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randomPsycho4202~5Y
HOW DO I COMMENT
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Busty Dog4~5Y
i dont know try ringing the polices
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honeybabe691~5Y
Looking for a good time? Lonely girls looking for man at [LINK] come on over big boy <3
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I_LoOoOoVE_TRILOBITE5~5Y
ARE TEIH GIRLS TRILOBETISE SIR
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ThoraxFondler2~5Y
how long are there thoraxes.
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TROLL6~5Y
ur a pussy and a faggot and u should die lmao
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Tobias 1115~5Y
All of these other people commenting are genuine, real people and totally not test accounts, obviously.
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TROLL6~5Y
u r an abandoned frog and i licked ur sisters beyblades
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Tobias 1115~5Y
I've been crying for nine weeks because of this comment. Non-stop, not sleeping or anything. Just drowning in my incessant ocular cascades of woe. Why oh why do people say such horrible things and so on.
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randomPsycho4202~5Y
I HATE BEYBLADES
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ilikestoats2~5Y
I like stoats
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TRILOBITESHAGGER542~5Y
THEY WIGGLE TOO MUCH FOR MY LIKING
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ProudpawStuffletail5~5Y
yeah, theyre awesome, love em in the spring UwO
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TROLL6~5Y
SHUT UP U MASTERMIND
edit i sucked ur mums goldfish
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crocodilefan682~5Y
My favourite flavour of crocodile is green. I don't like the other flavours. They make me cry. I'm crying now just thinking about them. It's getting all over my pyjamas. I'll need to wash them now. But there's a crocodile in the washing machine so I can't.
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TROLL6~5Y
lol ur such a catastrophic elf u sparkle infested turd
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ilikestoats2~5Y
I like stoats
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I_LoOoOoVE_TRILOBITE5~5Y
WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURIET LOBE OFG THE NO BLE TRILOBITE PLZ ANSWER IMMEDIATELY
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I_LoOoOoVE_TRILOBITE5~5Y
WHY HAVENT U ANSWERED YET IM HAVING A PANIC ATTACK
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I_LoOoOoVE_TRILOBITE5~5Y
PLZ ANSW ER IM WAITING!!!!!!!!!
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TROLL6~5Y
triloblites r made of iciclse u gay pigs fart
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TRILOBITESHAGGER542~5Y
THE PYGIDIUM IS THE BEST AND IF U DONT THINK THE PYGIDIUM IS THE BEST I WILL MURDER YOUR FAMILY YOU SPECK OF CACK
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I_LoOoOoVE_TRILOBITE5~5Y
NO NO NO ON JUST NO SIR THE CEHPALON IS THE SUPERIOR LOBE OF TH E NOBELI TRIOLEB ITE WATS IS WORNG WITH U I JUST THREW A RAT AT A BOTTLE OF MLIK BECAISE ITS SO BAD SIR
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Busty Dog4~5Y
did the milk spill
...
im worried about it
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FunGuy1004~5Y
why bother
its not like it will worry about you
nobody worries about anyone
only about getting their next selfish fix until theyre claimed by the inevitable silence of the void
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ThoraxFondler2~5Y
Please. gentlement. you are literally insane. the thorax reigns supreme. among the lobes of the majestic tirlobires. a good thorax goes on forever. seizing the lustflu eyes of its many onlookers with its luscious lustre and never letting go.
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Memody1~5Y
I'm not sure if this is really the right place to post, but I just wanted to say hello!
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ProudpawStuffletail5~5Y
hey ◓ω◓
u smell like a good mate, mind if i get a proper sniff, u can sniff me too i'm a pack alpha hehe uωO ;3
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Tobias 1115~5Y
#This should be in bold#, and this should be italic! Edit! Another edit! More! Is the padding different or something? Oh, wait, no, it's because of the formatting... Test?
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TROLL6~5Y
shut up r ill eat ur grandma u grilled albatross dropping
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Busty Dog4~5Y
#it does'nt work i dont know# how too do it
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FunGuy1004~5Y
story of my life in a nutshell right there
i wonder what its like to know how to do anything
i wonder what its like to know joy
i wish i didnt wonder anything anymore
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crocodilefan682~5Y
Excuse me, but could someone please help me? I'm currently being devoured by a particularly large crocodile. It's green, though, so that's a plus, and I'm smiling all the way, but it's already finished off my legs and I think it'll make short work of my ample buttocks and less ample genitalia if given the chance. I'm singing it a lullaby to try to get it to drift off, and really our crocodile friends deserve this kind of care so I'm all for it, but it's not quite as effective as my gut feeling suggested.
Addendum: My crocodile friend is rather voracious today, and has worked its way to noshing on my guts, which are feeling a rather intense searing pain at the present moment. I am seeing a bright light, but there are no crocodiles in it so it's not all that interesting to me to be entirely honest.
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Busty Dog4~5Y
what is the crocolidl'es name
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FunGuy1004~5Y
honestly youre better off getting out of this dreary nightmare
lucky you
i wish i could be eaten by a crocodile
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FunGuy1004~5Y
i know nobody will read this
but i just wanted to say the rain is especially bleak today
it would hide my tears
if there werent more tears than raindrops
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MARRYMEMARDEK2~5Y
MAKE MARDEK 9 OR IM GONNA KICK THIS DOG WITH A HAMMER AND DIG UP ABARAMN LINCLOLN CORPSE AND EAT HIS CLOTHES!!
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BROSERS WITH THE BEARDS DID THEY HAVE CHLIDREN WHAT WEAR THE CHILINES NAMES AND THEIR FAVOIURITE TYPES OFG BREAD TELL ME THEYRE BREASD STATS WAS IT POWFERUL!!
I COHT TGO LEVEL 100000 IN MAREDK BECAUSE I CHEATED IT MAEDI ME CHEER NONSTEP FOR SIX YEAERS!!
MY HOUSE IS SHAPED LIKE MRADEKES FACE!!
I HAVE A TATTOSS OF GONZOR ON MY EYEBALS AND SSENLEK ON MY FACE!!
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ProudpawStuffletail5~5Y
friend, you need help, that's not normal :/
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MARRYMEMARDEK2~5Y
IF YOU DONOT MAKE MAREDK 8 BY TEHY TIME I HAVE POSETDI THIS COMMENT I WILL CHOKKE YUOU UNTIL YOU DIE!!
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Tobias 1115~5Y
I am disappointed by the afterlife if this is it.
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ProudpawStuffletail5~5Y
man, my fur's so clumped up rn, be pawsum if someone wants to pet me ^w^
if ur rdy for some mlems all over ur pink human face hehe ^ω°;
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